I don’t know why the theme of my life has been ‘fuck sleep’ lately. I love sleep. It’s my oldest and dearest friend. 

G’nite, lovelies. See you tomorrow.

xx

kelswhips asked: omg abby put this as your icon yah-showerofcunts(.)tumblr(.)com/post/53238576036

This. Is. Perfect.

Done! Thank you!!!

xx

gay4zayn:

can’t see the haters

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Anonymous asked: What do you do when you're lonely and you wish you had a "male companion"? I don't want to settle and lower my standards but recently being alone has been bugging me more so than usual.

I mean, not to be crude, but I masturbate. And fantasize. And read erotica. 

I don’t mind not being in a relationship - I would rather be on my own than in something just to have companionship, you know? I can take care of myself - in every sense - until I find someone I really want to be with.

xx

Track Title: Motivation

Artist: Kelly Rowland

And when we’re done, I don’t wanna feel my legs.

And when we’re done, I just wanna feel your hands all over me, baby.

Baby, I’ma be your motivation…

Anonymous asked: My parents think I am absolutely crazy because my brother was watching this cartoon (i forget what it was) and this character showed up and I thought that he was really hot for a cartoon character and then my whole family was looking at me funny and then i realized I SAID THAT OUT LOUD

HAhahahahaha, oh babe, no!!

I’ve done that. Trent from Daria?

Aw. Yeah.

Yeah. I’d get down with Trent.

xx